If you’re searching for a SUP that turns heads whilst delivering high performance, look no further than FatStick’s ‘Wooden Menace’ model. The wooden menace combines timeless design with modern, high-tech performance, allowing for a sleek experience on the waters.
Classic style, modern look
At first glance, you’d be forgiven for thinking the Wooden Menace is a traditional hardboard. Its stunning wood-effect finish offers that nostalgic, surfy vibe we all love. But don’t let its looks fool you, the Wooden Menace is a fully inflatable SUP that rolls up for easy storage and transport, offering both beauty and convenience. Whether you are paddling on calm lakes, exploring coastal inlets, or just chilling on the water, the Wooden Menace makes you feel like you're riding the waves in 1960s Malibu.
The specs:
- Length: 11’2” (340 cm), perfect for stability.
- Width: 32” (81.3 cm), wide enough for balance, great for beginners and seasoned paddlers alike.
- Thickness: 4.7” (11.9 cm), not too bulky, offers a sweet spot for rigidity.
- Max Pressure: 22 PSI, for rock-solid performance on the water.
- Carrying Capacity: 160kg, enough to bring some gear, or even your dog with you!
Who it’s for
Whether you’re a seasoned paddler who is looking for a beautiful, unique board that does not sacrifice performance on the water, or a beginner seeking a stable, high performance board, the Wooden Menace ticks every box. The board is particularly suited to:
Adventurers who want a durable, travel-friendly board
Style-conscious paddlers looking to stand out
Beginners seeking balance, control, and long-term versatility
Anyone chasing that surf-lifestyle aesthetic without the faff of a hardboard
Our offer
Valued at £749, Asgard are offering the Wooden Menace in a package deal for £499, a deal that is hard to turn down (here). Included in this package, alongside the SUP, of course, include the following:
- Ankle Leash
- Free Quick Release Belt
- Kayak Conversion Seat
- 4 Piece Carbon SUP/Kayak Paddle
- x3 Removable Fins
- High Pressure Pump with Gauge
- Camera Screw Mount on Nose
- Premium Wheeled Storage Backpack
- Repair Kit
Ready to paddle in style?
Whether you’re gliding through picturesque lakes or cruising the coastline, FatStick’s Wooden Menace isn’t just a paddleboard - it’s an experience. It brings out the flair in your paddling, bringing back old school style with a modern feel. With its unbeatable blend of style, performance, and portability, this board is built to turn heads and ride like a dream.
Get yours today at Asgard for just £499 and start your next adventure with confidence and class before it’s gone.